Hard Luck Hank: Stank Delicious by Steven Campbell

Author:Steven Campbell [Campbell, Steven]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Publisher: Unknown
Published: 2016-03-17T04:00:00+00:00

CHAPTER 32

I was at the training facility working out.

Well, not working out, I was eating. But food helped me heal, so it was kind of working out.

I had a face full of sugar pastry when Kitt walked up, boobs in my face.

“Hi, Hank,” she said.

“Kitt. You want to have sex?” I blurted smoothly.

I had been thinking about Kitt’s earlier proposals. Thought about it a few hundred times, I’d guess. I had a whole complicated series of steps and plays and assists I planned to use to get me back in a position to ask her if she was still interested.

But when Kitt walked up I had been so startled and pastry-tongued that I just blurted it out.

It was a curse and a blessing to be self-aware. I know when I make mistakes. I know how I look to the world. And right now, I was a used-up street thug, fully naked, with a face full of frosting, who had just acted like a gawky teenager.

“I was hoping you’d say that. That’s what I came to ask you, as a matter of fact,” she said.

“Oh.”

I stood up and we walked past the rows and rows of exercise equipment I had yet to utilize.

She walked ahead of me, completely oblivious to me scrutinizing her. She was just really muscular. I sucked in my gut instinctively. It was the first time ever that I hoped we could turn off the lights.

We went to a side room where there were a lot of spongy mats on the ground. I don’t know what for. Some mat exercises I guess.

We went in and she turned to face me with a devilish smile. I smiled back and looked over and saw Candar by the other door to the room.

“Hank, you’ve missed every practice this week,” he chastised.

“I’m here today.”

“But you didn’t practice.”

“I’m about to, hopefully.”

“I just think you need to work on your attitude. It feels like you don’t take the team seriously. If you’re going to be offense and defense, you need to commit,” he said.

“Can this wait, Candar? I’m a little busy. You know. Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge.” I grinned.

“I know, I sent Kitt to bring you. I want to practice some team-building,” he said.

“Now?”

Garm came in the room, also naked of course, and she smirked at me.

He couldn’t mean.

I stood there dumbly and Kitt walked forward and put her arms on my shoulders. Reached down to put her arms on my shoulders seeing as she was taller than me.

Candar and Garm also embraced each other.

I was shocked. This was worth a million adolescent fantasies and I had the cold sweats.

“You’ll have to forgive Hank,” Garm said, “he’s a bit repressed.”

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